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Monday, 6 January 2014

US College Says It Did Not Award MBA To Stella Oduah As It Has No Masters Programme

Stella Oduah
Stella Oduah, Nigeria’s Minister of Aviation who is embroiled in a scandal of towering proportions in the ministry, faces new integrity questions as her Masters’ degree has been challenged by the United States school which supposedly awarded it.
Her resume, which she presented to the Senate as a ministerial nominee in 2011, indicated she obtained a Master's degree in Business Administration (MBA) from St. Paul’s College Lawrenceville, Virginia, United States.
But SaharaReporters has learned from the President of the college that it has never in its 125-year history had a graduate school or graduate program.
The Provost Vice President of Academic Affairs, and the Vice President of Institutional Development said in response to our inquiries, “We don’t offer any graduate programs here.”
Similarly, the school’s website states: “Saint Paul's College is accredited by the Commission of Colleges of the Southern Association of Colleges and Schools to award baccalaureate [bachelor’s] degrees.”  There is no mention of graduate degrees.

The Minister’s documentation shows she received an undergraduate degree in accounting from the college in 1982, but Dr. Claud Flythe, St. Paul’s current president, could neither confirm nor deny this during a phone conversation with SaharaReporters.  Further verification with the Office of Alumni Affairs is also currently impossible, the school said, because the college has been closed since June 2013 to loss of its accreditation.
“[Oduah] realized very early in life the indispensability of a sound education in her growth plans in life and therefore pursued her education with all diligence and sense of purpose,” her documents claimed, adding that a determination “to have the best education at the highest level” prompted her stay at the Virginia college in 1983 for the MBA programme.
As her public relations machinery marched on, in December 2012 The Sun newspaper published an article headlined “Stella Oduah: An Amazon of transformation,” which lauded her “MBA from St Paul’s College, Lawrenceville Virginia USA.”  The story also praised her for being an official who brought her “rich educational background to bear on the aviation sector by automating revenue centers in all the agencies and parastatals to boost their revenue profile and enhance transparency and accountability in the system.”
In October, SaharaReporters broke the story that Mrs. Oduah, a former campaign manager for President Goodluck Jonathan, purchased two bulletproof BMW cars worth $ 1.6 Million (N255m) through the Nigerian Civil Aviation Authority, for her own use.
Following an investigation, the House of Representatives Committee on Aviation dismissed the Minister’s pleas of innocence and all her rebuttals during her testimony.  The committee’s report, which was subsequently adopted by the House, declared that no budgetary appropriation had been made for the purchase of the cars, and that the NCAA proposal for their purchase was rejected.
President Jonathan also set up a three-member administrative panel to investigate the matter, but he immediately travelled out of the country with Mrs. Oduah and Colonel Dasuki, the National Security Adviser who was to serve as a member of the panel.  Not only did the panel submit its report much later than the two weeks it was given for the assignment, Mr. Jonathan has refused to release its report.
Mrs. Oduah’s new certificate questions are certain to feed into national concern about her credibility as an elected official, but also about Mr. Jonathan’s credibility, and about the nation’s security apparatus which verifies official documents offered to the Senate for official nominations.
If Mrs. Oduah deliberately deceived the Senate, it remains to be seen if the Upper House will be sufficiently motivated to take up the matter with the Executive.
Meanwhile, Nigeria’s aviation industry continues to face a massive challenge, with struggling airports and airlines, as well as financial and administrative pitfalls that hinder expansion and development.

Tuesday, 3 December 2013

Kola Boof names the 20 celebrity men with the biggest stick! :-)


I'm sure by now y'all know who Kola Boof is. Over the weekend the award winning novelist made a video listing the biggest penises in Hollywood as compiled by herself & a group of 90s black women socialites called the Alpharetta Secret Sister Society who slept their through Hollywood's elite.

The most surprising thing about the list is not who's on it but the ladies who supposedly complied it..

In the video Kola says the women in the secret society were about 200 and name drops Tyra Banks, Vivica. A. Fox and Pebbles Reid. Wow, Ms Boof! Tyra Banks? See the list and video after the cut..

1. Arsenio Hall
2. Actor John Amos
3. Actor James Woods
4. Deceased actor John Ritter
5. Tie. NBA baller Rick Fox
6. Vin Diesel
7.  Michael Jordan
8.  Actor Jon-Erik Hexum
9.  Jerry Seinfeld
10. Kwesi Mfume
11. Tao Pengiless
13. Deceased actor Ron O'Neal
14. Marc Anthony
15.  Keith Sweat
16.  John Salley
17.  50 Cent
18.  Mekhi Phifer
19.  Patrick Rafter
20. Raphael Saadiq


Thursday, 14 March 2013

Naija Joke

HOW 2 IDENTIFY DIFFERENT NAIJA CITIES!!!

1. Two guys are fightin, a 3rd guy comes along, sees dem and walks on - Dat's Lagos! 
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2. Two guys are fightin, a crowd gathers to watch, a guy comes along and quietly opens a bottle of beer - Dat's Jos! 
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3. Two guys are fightin, a crowd gathers 2 watch, a guy comesalong and quietly says, 'God doesn't like all dis nonsense'...Pea­ce settles in - Dat's Enugu!
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4. Two guys are fightin and a 3rd guy comes along, den a 4th and dey start arguin about who is right - U are in Sapele!
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5. Two guys are fightin, d 3rd guy comes frm a nearby house and says, "Don't fight in front of my place, go somewhere else and keep fightin". - Dat's Benin!
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6. Two guys are fightin, one runs away only 2 return with boko boys 2 start killin innocent people who know nothin about d fight - Dat's Yobe!
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7. Two guys are fightin, a 3rd guy comes along with a carton of beer, all sit 2gether drinkin beer and abusin each other and all go home as friends - U are in Waffi (Warri noni)!
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8. Two guys are fightin and both of them are saying the same thing "Do u know who I am?" - U are in Abuja!
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9: Two guys are fightin, both of dem take time out and call deir friends on deir mobiles...Now 50 guys are fightin - U are definitely in Ibadan!
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10. Two guys are fightin, a 3rd guy comes along and tries 2 make peace...D 1st two get 2gether and beat him up - Dat's Bauchi 4 U!

Wednesday, 27 February 2013

Friday, 22 February 2013

AKPOS JOKE OF THE WEEK



TELEPHONE CONVERSATION: between a Yahoo Yahoo boy and potential Maga (Akpos)...

Griiinn! Grrrin.

Akpos: Hello? Who am I speaking with Pls?
...
Yahoo boy: Ah, don't u know who is calling?

Akpos: No I don't, the number is restricted.

Yahoo boy: How is Ligeria?

Akpos: Nigeria is fine but who am I speaking with?

Yahoo boy: It's your friend from London.

Akpos: I have a couple of friends in London
which of them is this?

Yahoo boy: Just guess.

Akpos: Em, is it Fatai?

Yahoo boy: Yes! It's me Fatai!

Akpos: Ah! Fatai! Looonggg time no see, how now? How is London?

Yahoo boy: London is fine, how is Ligeria?

Akpos: Nigeria dey there o, the usual wahala, Ehen! The other day I saw ur mother , she is very sick o, dat was two weeks ago, I am sure she should be dead by now....

Yahoo boy: Ah!

Akpos: Yes o, your father's house in the village rainstorm blew away the roof and it landed on the old mans legs and shattered them, he is at Ogwa presently ......

Yahoo boy: Shuuooooo:O!

Akpos: ....yes o, the bone mender says it will not heal because he has diabetes, later they said tetanus has entered already, the man is quarter to go, your younger brother went to smoke Igbo with those bad boys and since then the guy kolo, he is in Uselu psychiatric now, your elder brother went to a burial at Ugbegunebudin he went to drink anyhow there, they nack am epilepsy there, he is just falling every time .....

Yahoo boy: Haaaaa!!!!!

Akpos: ...wait o, there is more, your sister carry belle, e go do aborti ....

Yahoo boy: You wait! E don do for you! I reject everything you say in Jesus name! Those things will never happen to me....

Akpos: Ah! Is this not Fatai, they have already happened ...

Yahoo boy: I am not Fatai, you idiot, na God go punish u.

Akpos: Na devil go solder ur mouth, no go find work bloody thief! 419...wait make I burn your credit small, idiot.

Breaking new, Tonto Dikeh Kidnapped today,,


The actress turned singer just got kidnapped in front of her house today, our source just called me from lagos that Tonto Dikeh, the wannabe superstar just got kidnapped by some guys in a black van in front of her gate, while a useless yeye policeman was watching the incident, can we understand that she is due to release a new single dropping date 1st March,,, do you guys believe this?? what is going on in that country, it needs a fix,,, please help donate money from the hungry kidnappers to release Tonto Dikeh,, this guys will be busy all weekend with the bleached skin girl oh, joor please leave her alone oh,,

source fake9janews